I can’t sleep.
I’m trying to go to sleep, but I can’t,
and the harder I try the less sleepy I feel.
So, I should stop trying.
But then, not trying is just another way of trying.
So I’ll never get to sleep.
It’s a real dilemma.
What I really need is a dimmer switch for myself.
I have a new school bag, because my old one broke in lots of different ways.
My new schoolbag is almost too cool. I mean it’s, like, 100% cool, and if it was even 1% more cool it would be absolutely too cool.